Trump couldn't lead two uniformed girl scouts to the front of a Safeway store to sell cookies. If he tried, the girls should be cautioned to keep their eyes on Trump's hands, and their hands on the cashbox, at all times.

The British ambassador described Trump perfectly in those recently leaked emails. Trump's a clown, but not a funny one. He's the kind of clown John Wayne Gacy would have painted, or Stephen King would write about.