Can you imagine how much schitt Fat Nixon would be fuckin up if he didn't wake up at 5am and blast a few rails of Adderall, spend an hour watching Fox & Friends followed by four hours of tweeting out whatever they had to say, and then spent half of the rest of his days on his golf courses?

This dude literally works 11 hours per week, using the term "work" as loosely as Evo's "work" as voluntary parking lot attendant at Wal-Mart.

Fish on...

Todd