Hank:

I read the article you just posted from the Hill yesterday... On Google News. I get content from Fox, the Daily Caller, and even Breitbart, almost daily. I don't read a ton of it, because I don't need a search engine to filter out BS, but it's there.

If Google searches turn up lots of negative news on Trump, that's because Trump generates far more negative news than positive. Put another, Dark Side-appropriate way, it's because he's not just any douche; he's the Douche in Chief.