None of that adds up, Dani.

Except for fishing on a CHARTER BOAT. I caught 27 keeper salmon this season, Dani. How many salmon do you have in your freezer? Enough. And I caught all of them because I'm not a fuckin pussy like you are.

Single old man living with a wonderful woman. Sure. I bet "she" was once "he"

You own a cat. Do you use your hands when you feed it? You fed your fat-assed cat crab by hand, ya boofer. I open cat food and put it in a fuckin bowl - like a non-homo.

Don't live in the homo capital of CA. That was just a test to see if you knew what the homo capitol was. Not shockingly, you do. Figures.

I get my dick sucked, but not daily. I'm not really interested in how you and your boyfriend spend your days.