These two older ladies (like Hank's age but not quite as old and decrepit) are on a bridge overlooking a river. One of them says " You know Barbara I have always wanted to pee off a bridge like a man." Her friend says " Do it,nobody's around ." So she drops her panties pulls up her skirt and says"Look Barb I'm going to piss in that canoe down there ." Her friend says " That's no canoe,it's your reflection."