Feeling edgy today, gonna make some enemies for sure with this one....

How many right-to-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

101 - one to screw in the light bulb and one hundred to testify that the light bulb was lit as soon as the screwing started.
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Don't believe everything that you think.

"Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop."