A husband and wife are shopping in Wal Mart when the man picks up a
case of Budweiser and puts them into the shopping cart.


'What do you think you're doing? asks his wife.'
'They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans,' he says,


'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they
carry on shopping ...


A few aisles later the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and sticks
it into the shopping cart.


'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,


'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies...'so does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's only half the
price!!!'
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein