THREESOME


I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't at all bad for a
60-year-old. We drank and talked a bit, then she
asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter
together.


I said no.


We drank a bit more; then she says that tonight was my
lucky night.


I went with her back to her place.


She turned the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom! You still awake?"