An elderly man and woman were sitting together eating lunch at a nursing home. The topics of long since passed spouses comes up. After a while they began discussing what they missed about their former letationships. The woman says, "I sure do miss cuddling in the evening by the fire." The man replies, "I miss sex, what I miss more than anything was her holding my penis." After a while the conversation came to a close. the man says, "would you mind holding my penis? I am not asking for anything other than that." The woman thinks about it for awhile and finally aggrees.

Several weeks go by and they routinely meet on the fronch porch and she holds his penis while they talk.

One day she sees him with another woman next to him on the front porch. She become very jellous and approuches the situation. She angrily asks, "what does she have that I don't?" He replies.....




















"Parkinsons"