A woman goes to her OB-GYN and asks, "Doc, can I get pregnant from anal sex?" Doc replies, "Of course, where do you think lawyers come from?"

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Why do you never eat out a woman first thing in the morning?
Ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?

Blonde jokes
How do you tell a blonde woman has a blonde boyfriend?
Her belly button is always sore.
How can you tell when a blonde has been using a vibrator?
Her front teeth are chipped.

One more oldie
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Either an odd looking veggie, or a piece of a$$ that will make your eyes water.

For the ladies
Why do you never hear single girls fart?
They don't get their a$$holes until they are married.