A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
>toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
>heaven?"
>
> Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
>and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the
>comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
>
> Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
>adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
>started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
>
> The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and
>there stood Grandma's minister.
>
> The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
>
> The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
>boyfriend."