A man has killed many big game animals in his life and now he wants to shoot a grizzly. He goes to Alaska, finds a good stand and waits until a bear comes out in the clearing below him. Boom! He shoots and sees the grizzly drop. He runs down to the clearing, but there's no bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder and turns around only to have the bear knock his rifle out of his hand. The bear hovers over him and he knows he's dead, but then the grizzly speaks and says "I could maul you for hours or days before you die, or, you can give me a blow job and I'll let you live." The hunter thinks for a moment and decides he'll be able to get even if he survives, so he does the deed.

One week later, he goes out to the same stand with a new scope sighted in on his gun and waits. The same bear walks out in the clearing. Boom! The bear drops in it's tracks. He runs down to the clearing, but no bear. He feels a tap on his shoulder. "You know the routine," says the bear.

One week later, new gun, new scope, 100 rounds of practice at the shooting range, the hunter goes back. Out comes the bear - he aims, takes a deep breath, aims again, then pulls the trigger. The grizzly is a big heap in the middle of the clearing, but he waits. After several hours, he goes down to the clearing, but no bear. He feels the tap on his shoulder.

The grizzly looks at him and says, "You're not in this for the hunting, are you?"