The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking mishap in the Bay Of
Fundy, a Nova Scotian man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Mounties.

"We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife", said one
of the Mounties.

"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband pleaded.

The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."

The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in the bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's
the good news?"

The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her."

Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"

The Mountie said, " We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow ! "
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

- Albert Einstein.