A little girl hops up on Santa Claus's lap and proceeds to tell him her list of toys she wants for Christmas.

When she gets to the end of her list, she says she wants a Barbie and a G.I. Joe.

Santa looks at her with his joyful eyes and says, "My little girl, Barbie doesn't come with G.I. Joe, she comes with Ken."

To which the little girl promptly replies, "Oh no, she fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I. Joe!!!"
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