Two steelheaders from Forks are having a drink in a tavern. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating some french fries, begins to cough. It becomes apparent that she is starting to choke and is in distress.

One of the steelheaders looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman is turning blue and shakes her head no. The steelheader lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked, she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again and the steelheader proudly strides back to his table.

His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I aint never seed nobody do it."