Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to
attract the girls.

He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big baggy
swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool...They're years outta
style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two sizes
too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya
man...you'll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new
tight Speedos and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering
their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "Now, what's wrong
.. this ain't workin'?"

Good gosh, Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"