One night two drunks (sol duc and spoonhead)were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So sol cuc says, "Hey, I've got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog."

Spoonbread, looking at him puzzled, says, "What the hell? I don't want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!"

Cuck says, "I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants, go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us the price, you drop to your knees and suck the hot dog like you're sucking my dick - and the bartender will throw us out and we won't have to pay for anything!"

Gay assed Spoonshed says, "Well, it sounds like a good enough idea to me."

So they buy the hot dog and sol spunk sticks it down his pants. They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, and when the bartender tells them the price,spoonhead drops to his knees and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells them not to come back.

The drunks go on to hit 19 bars. Finally, spoonhead(get it,head?)says, "We've got to switch places 'cause my knees hurt from dropping to the floor."

Sol Duck says, "You think that's bad? I lost the hot dog in the third bar!"