A BUS DRIVER'S NIGHTMARE

A nun got on a bus and sits behind the driver. She tells the bus driver she needs someone to talk to, lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies.

The bus driver agrees, but the nun explains she can't have sex with anyone who is married, because it would be a sin. The bus driver says "No Problem... I'm not married. The nun says she also has to die a virgin. So she'll have to take it up the a$$.

The bus driver agrees again and being the only people on the bus. They go to the back of the bus, and takes care of business.

When they were done and he resumed driving. The bus driver said "Sister. I have a confession to make.

I'm married and have three kids."

The nun replies, " That's O.K. I have a confession too. My name is John and I'm on my way to a costume party."

Happy Post Halloween!
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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of
Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter
of the gods.

-- Albert Einstein