A man walks into his living room and is shocked to find his 20-year-old daughter using a vibrator on herself. She tells her dad, "I'm sorry dad, but I'm ugly, fat, and can't find a man, so this machine is going to be my partner for the rest of my life."

The next day the daughter walks into the living room to find her father holding her vibrator in one hand and a beer in the other hand. She asks him "what's going on?" He answers, "I just thought I'd have a beer with my son-in-law."