I bought a new truck yesterday and had to return to the dealer today because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The Radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, ' Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ' Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck , but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!' Immediately God Save the Queen began to play, sung by Ronald Reagan and Charleton Heston, backed up by Arnold Schwarzenegger and George W Bush, with Tom DeLay on guitar, John McCain on drums, Laura Ingraham on harmonica, Ann Coulter on tambourine, Antonin Scalia on spoons, Clarence Thomas on sax and Richard Nixon on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this TRUCK!!