A dude, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law was hit by a tour bus and passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, OR I can put together a very warm memorial service right here, so you can bury her here in the Holy Land for the low-low price of just $150.00!!!!"

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00 and have her be buried forever right here in the Holy Land???

The man said, "Look man, I'm no dummy.....I went to Sunday School and I know for a fact that a man died here nearly 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I will NOT take that chance!!!!!