A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
> > straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know,
> > I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather
> > have a job."
> >
> > The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
> > timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a
> > very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
> > bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
> > You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
> > supply all of your clothes.
> > Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
> > You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas
> > holiday trips.
> > You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
> > You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the
> > garage. The starting salary is $90,000 a year."
> > The guy, wide-eyed, says , "You're Bullshittin' me!"
> > The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started
> > it."