A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached
almost
all of the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining table
and drop his pants. The doc put one finger under the midget's left
testicle and told him to turn his head and cough - the usual method
to check for a hernia.

"Hmmm..." mumbled the doc as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to cough again, "Hmmm, I see the
problem,"
said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip, s nip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then
snip,snip,snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement
that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to
hop
down off the table and pull his pants up.

Then to walk around and see if his testicles still ached. The midget
was
absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and
discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The midget said, "That's perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it!
What
did you do?"

The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."