A father walks into his sons room and says...."Son if you masterbate too much you will go blind"......the son replies...."dad i am over here!"
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-There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-Whidbey Whale:variant of a dependent spouse who married her USN member/high school sweetheart husband when they were both skinny, but later, she became orca fat, ballooning to gigantic proportions.