Hello, is this Dr. Todd ?

Yes, this is Dr. Todd.

Dr. Todd, this is Howard Johnson.

Hard Johnson ?

No Dr. Todd it's Howard Johnson. I am calling to inquire about the test results for my wife after her last visit.

Oh yes Mr. Johnson. I have them right here in front of me. It looks like your wife is either suffering from Aids or Alzheimers.

Oh my god Dr. Todd. That is terrible news. What should we do and how can we find out for sure ?

OK Mr Johnson, there is one simple way to find out. Take your wife out for a long drive. On the way back, drop her off a couple of miles from your house. If she finds here way home ... Don't fukk her.