Why men don't write advice columns


Dear Joe The Advice Guy:
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house
watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine
conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I
am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past
six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he
says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become very distant. He won't go
to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches
solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps!

Joe
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