This place needs a good joke thread.................I'll start things off............................


A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said, "Sit here
and let me tell you about those young boys.

"He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but
don't let him do that"...

"He is going to try and feel your breasts, you are going to
like that, but don't let him do that".

"But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to
have his way with you. You are going to like that a whole LOT, but don't you let him do that. It will
disgrace the family!!!!!!!!."

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she
had predicted. "Grandma, he tried everything just like you said he would. He tried to kiss me, I gave him a little smack. He tried to fondle my breastus's, I gave him a little smack.........and then he DID try to get on top 'o me, and disgrace the family, just like you said!!!!".

.................."so Granny, when he tried, I just wiggled out from under his smelly self, I jumped up quick like, I hiked up my "softer side of Sears" dress, I got on top of HIM, and then I went to town and
disgraced HIS goll-durn family six times in a row!!!!!!!"