This man happened to be looking for a pet to keep his wife company, while he was out of town. He noticed a parrot in the pet store and asked the store keeper about it. The parrot was extremely intelligent and could easily repeat what he heard. The unusual thing about the parrot was that he was missing one foot. For balance the parrot actually wrapped his johnson around the perch bar for balance. The store owner explained, this bird is unusual. The bird had informed the wife, that the husband was having an affair. The man thought interesting, this bird could keep my wife company and keep an eye on her. Well the owner was very happy to sell this parrot, since most people thought it was a bit odd. The man bought a cage and brought the parrot home.

His wife was not really interested in the parrot and but decided to keep the parrot anyway. As usual the man left out of town and returned about a week later. He got home and his wife was not in. He decided to see how the parrot was doing. He said hello and the parrot said hey baby your hot".
That was a strange response, he thought. He said youre pretty hot too."
The bird said wanna get laid? Oh MY GOD! he thinks. Was there a man in this house and the bird replied, yes. Oh my God Did the man get laid?
Bird replied, Im not sure. "What happened" Well they started kissing said the bird, What happend then? "They started taking off her cloths" Then what happened. "Then he took off his cloths" Then what happened. Well I got wood and fell of the dam perch.