From my brother in law, it made me laugh,
IN THE GARDEN


Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry juice along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply. "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said "I thought money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was "No, the love of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool, it can be used for good or bad."

I was starting to feel better, but still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "What is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, senior, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."

Now THAT'S life in California!